From: Noodle on
"Compassionate fares" are very cheap fares for dead people.

Only QANTAS offer "Compassionate Fares" within Australia.

No other airlines does.

You need a letter from Hospital, Doctor or Funeral Director faxed to
them.

QANTAS SUPERVISORS use discretion to grant them (they are looked at
individually on merits).

Travel class is L (for immediate travel) or H class.
From: Epsilon on
Noodle wrote:
> "Compassionate fares" are very cheap fares for dead people.
>
> Only QANTAS offer "Compassionate Fares" within Australia.
>
> No other airlines does.
>
> You need a letter from Hospital, Doctor or Funeral Director faxed to
> them.
>
> QANTAS SUPERVISORS use discretion to grant them (they are looked at
> individually on merits).
>
> Travel class is L (for immediate travel) or H class.


You'd obviously have no problem with this form of travel, then.